Corrupt a Wish

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OK so one person wishes, then the next person corrupts it Examples:
Person 1: I wish for a pie
Person 2: Granted but its a cardboard pie. I wish for a car
Person 3: Granted but its a piece of junk and doesn't work. I wish for a Computer
And so on.

I wish for a pool

I wish that I got to have my own loyal army just for me in perfect condition

But then they turn on u and kill u
I wish i could have all the video games in the world with no problems at all!

granted but then you will get bored so fast
I wish to always win on call of duty 6

granted. but everyone else stops playing the game.

I wish that more people will join my fansite

granted but they backstabb ya
i wish Private jet plane

ur plane was stolen
i wish pokemon waas a real thing

But then they turn on us and kill everyone and rule the world
I wish school work was easy

But it got harder the next day
i with i could sleep all day

Granted....But you never wake up and you are forced to sleep for all eternity!!!(o_O)

I wish I could turn invisible! =0

granted but once you get invisible, you can't move, feel, hear, see or let the others feel you or hear you

i wish for WORLD DOMINATION!!!

You get killed less then a minute later
I with for a bugatti veyron

But it breaks down
I wish I could control the weather and the time

granted,but you made the weather stormy by mistake and you got caught in the storm, there was a tornado XD

i wish i could run at speed of a leopard :3

Granted
But ur speed goes down to as fast as an snail

I wish that easter was everyday and that you could eat all the chocolate you want and not get fat

Granted, but now your allergic to chocolate and break out in hives!

I wish I could met Vic Mignogna..

But then He kills u *mwhahahaha*
I wish that everyday was a holiday

Granted
U become poor after not gettin education
I wish ..........i could breath underwater

Granted, but you can't breath on land.

I wish for a juice box...

But its empty
I wish that i had a girlfriend that wouldn't dump me ever

Granted, but she's one of those girlfriends that's a psychopath and follows you everywhere. And when she gets jealous... she kills.

I wish my Pikachu didn't hate thunderstones.

Granted but it dies
I wish for a palace

But there is an Earthquake and it collapses.
I wish for a chocolate

granted but its poison and u die
i wish for nothing

but you get something
I wish that this forum would be popular!