Corrupt a Wish

OK so one person wishes, then the next person corrupts it Examples:
Person 1: I wish for a pie
Person 2: Granted but its a cardboard pie. I wish for a car
Person 3: Granted but its a piece of junk and doesn't work. I wish for a Computer
And so on.

I wish for a pool

but it no hav water instead mud pool
wish i rule the world

You got it! But were the only survivor left after zombie inflection...

I wish GOM was *** x)

yes and for swear you get your ban
i wish silent jizzer acc dissapears

Granted but the next person is even better
I wish for a pokemon with billions of exp on PV

But it wont be yours
I wish for a Lamborghani

granted.but u dont get.....
i wish to rule final legends with everyone in it as well every skin parts n stuff

Granted but then someone hacks the site
I wish for an Xbox 360 with Xbox live

Granted but someone stall it
i wish that nightmare420 gives my pokemon back!!

Granted but i already did
I wish for a million more wishes

granted, but use you them all up on trips to the moon.

I wish pokemon were real.

Granted but they rebel against humans and wipe out the entire race
I wish for a fun computer game

granted but it got a virus
I wish for a super hot girlfriend

granted but she dumps u 2nd day
i wish if i cud go into cartoons

Granted but they kill you
I wish for a good movie

granted.but u dont get to c it
i wish for nothing

but something is nothing
I wish for an Autographed Babe Ruth card

Granted but there is a big rip in it
I wish for an awesome new pokemon

granted but then theres a server error and it dissapears
I wish for a corrupted wish

Granted but its a good wish
I wish for a faster internet

Granted but then your computer crashes
I wish for a Lamborghini that is perfect

But its is rusty
I wish to be rich

but u go to casino and bye bye money
I wish nothing

but nothing means something
i wish for something

and something means nothing
I wish for an iPod Touch