This is gonna be an awesome forum game where i post 3 Random Jokes per day. Feel free to add your jokes here but please do not take credit for them if they are not yours. These jokes will be off the internet some may be corny. But, corny jokes makes you laugh because their so corny like the comment i just made.
Here are your jokes
In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were a brunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and a blonde-Sandy. The second race was the Breast Stroke...the order of finish was: The brunette came in first, the redhead second,... "but wait", where was the blonde??? She was still racing! When she got to the finish line...she said " THEY CHEATED!!" The Judge said "how??" The dumb blonde screamed..."THEY USED THEIR ARMS!"
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. ( =Chuck Norris)
I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me!
Here are your jokes
In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were a brunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and a blonde-Sandy. The second race was the Breast Stroke...the order of finish was: The brunette came in first, the redhead second,... "but wait", where was the blonde??? She was still racing! When she got to the finish line...she said " THEY CHEATED!!" The Judge said "how??" The dumb blonde screamed..."THEY USED THEIR ARMS!"
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. ( =Chuck Norris)
I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me!